"it" just moved
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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