What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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