Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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