Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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