so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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