she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
So here I am, sexting at work.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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