brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I think i got beer on your cat.
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