did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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