We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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