Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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