I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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