Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I think people are normalizing furries
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
