I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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