dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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