if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize