jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize