Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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