your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he puts the penis in happiness.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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