You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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