playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I want to be your penis for a week.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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