the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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