If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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