they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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