On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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