3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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