Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i think i have two assholes
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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