I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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