i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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