They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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