Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ugly people sure do ruin things
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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