don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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