Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
