so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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