this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You took a bar mat shot.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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