Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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