im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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