i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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