That's intense
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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