Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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