Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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