how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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