I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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