Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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