if i can run in heels then i can drive
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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