I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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