SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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