I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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