Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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