i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
