can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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