i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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