Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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