she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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